Mind Your Pockets
thetownpickpocket started following you

briggsqueen:

And you are?

 

“P-Paninya, ma’am!”

darkersideofyou started following you

 

“Ed?”

meanttosyn:

I just hit myself in the forehead with my laptop laughing at this. i cant breathe.

meanttosyn:

I just hit myself in the forehead with my laptop laughing at this. i cant breathe.

Reblog if your URL doesn’t have the word ‘mermaid’, ‘angel’, ‘hipster’, ‘cunt, ‘unicorn’, ‘slut’, or ‘whore’ in it.

father-of-the-homunculi started following you

thetownpickpocket:


“…Um….h-hello?” 

“Hello, little human.” His golden eyes narrowed. 

 ”You look like someone I know..” 

father-of-the-homunculi started following you


“…Um….h-hello?” 

bearofthemountains started following you

 
“Whooaa! You have some cool automail, mister!”  

((raises hand as Paninya/Winry shipper… Woops!))

…… 
((… -casually dies laughing-  xDD))

Why does everyone pair me with Winry? I love Winry.. but I’m straight! Dx 
You can’t pair two straight women.. unless you want to factor in heavy drinking and a night full of shameful regret sex. 

ooc:

darkersideofyou:

It feels so damn good to see my friends have to go to sleep—not that they do, they stay up late and then have to wake up for school

meanwhile, I graduated early and I get to sleep in all I want! >:)

OOC: I feel the same way. xD I graduated in May~